TOP 10 WHY YOU SHOULD DATE A LECTURER
- Flexible Schedule: No punch card. No log in- No log out. Sending and fetching children to skool, cooking meals…(part time housewife). Aside from classes, anything goes. Lunch on Tuesday at 2pm? Sure. Dinner on Wednesday at 10pm? Why not! 3 weeks vacation to Bali? Karaoke? Okay, that’s trickier, but still doable!
- Good Communication Skills: Classes don’t teach themselves. Will make u smile when u are having a hard time)
- You can tell your friends you’re dating a doctor: Okay, so it’s not doctor in the MD sense, but it still counts! Dr. PHD jerrrr…+ Prof. Dr. …bluwekkkkk!!!
- You can go out with your friends and not worry about us: Hours of solitude as grad students means we know how to keep ourselves entertained
- You can take us out to parties with you: Realize that academic conferences are 15% intellectual and 85% party. We’ve got PLENTY of practice with meeting new folks. And “can enjoy sponsored honeymoon”. ( IfU follow her to conference/sabatical leave)
- You’re on the cutting edge of science: Well maybe just the cutting edge of one small subset of a subset of science, but it still counts.
- Bullshit Detector: “I swear, my printer broke 2 minutes before that assignment was due!” Yah, I don’t think so…(plz dance like Sin Chan 360 degrees)
- Not afraid to ask for directions: We spend our lives asking questions…this one is easy. (Plz read Why Men Don’t Listen, and Women Cant Read Maps(Allan and Barbara pease, 2001, 2002, 2003)
- We actually care what you have to say: Other opinions count in science.
10.We’ll admit defeat: Scientific progress comes from disproving ideas, not proving them. Show us we’re wrong and we’ll love you for it. So rational…u know…: